4.19.2007

cock rock at it's finest

grab your crotch, bang your head, snarl, and drink heavily.

you are about to rock out. Read more!

4.12.2007

The Case for Impeachment of The President

I will try to keep as much information about the wrong-doings of this whitehouse as I can in this post.

for now:

Machiavelli
remember this?
Wiki
would it be a bad thing? Read more!

4.10.2007

pet peeves

you push a call button for the elevator, someone sees you do it, but then pushes it again themselves, because you didn't do it well enough.

cellphones in restaurants.

cellphones in cars.

SUVs

the close parking spot lurk

elevator to the 2nd floor people

confrontational note writers, especially when coupled with personal confrontation dodgers

excuse makers

sign-ins

vague answers

yes men

public restroom craps

bird shit

post-haircut shirt collar

tailgaters

mercedes benzes

brand logo t-shirts (outside of that companies corporate picnik)

thugs

homeless people

their excuses

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2.15.2007

today.



( cough.. cough... cough... )


The whole darn world's against us Olmeg.


huh? oh sorry I was thinking about thinking about being miserable.

yeah ... so ... so about me .. (cough) ...

( cough cough cough )


i was ..( cough )

sharing my brillian.... ( cough . COUGH! COUGH!!! ) ... what were we talking about?

I don't know... i gotta run.. something is hungry for my heart.

mmmm .
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today.


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2.13.2007

today.

Bob. ... Is... your tie slanting to the left?
Holy Shit it is!
...
Hey Jim get a look at Bob's tie, it is slanting to the left...
...
..
What the fuck is wrong with you Bob?
.
"Yeah homo."
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2.12.2007

today

FIREWORKS! YAY!

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11.20.2006

Flight Patterns

amazing Read more!

11.17.2006

When I Grow Up I Wanna Work in Advertising
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11.15.2006

Melodramatic Maudlinisms

An record of actual things people write and display for the world to see... but they probably shouldn't.

"My heart is your Piñata." and "Your heart is my Piñata." - posted as instant messenger messages by a young professional.

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