Transformation usually occurs at a crossroads.

papa legba, the gatekeeper.

12:20AM 3 miles south of the crossroads, 70 years to the day in almost exactly the same place Bessie Smith died in an automobile accident.

My life forever changed, the crossroad, the setting for my transformation. The only devil I made a deal with is this evil lil' roadster.

lightning strikes, the plastic piece of crap impeller in the waterpump quite literally explodes... my little black devil dumps its innards in a grotesque trail beginning at 100 mph and ending here. bumblefuckassnowhere. surrounded by cotton, mosquitoes, and a dreadful heavy air, that things will never again be the same.

Papa Legba don't like competition. I'm gonna run the fucker down next time. Read more!

Pork and Beans

Couldn't help myself. I'm a huge geek for these guys.

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Paint that shit gold

Awesome promotion site for hip hop artist.

TAG any website on the inet, while listening to some pretty snappy hip hop.

Great idea, and surprisingly good "graffiti" tools.

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a classic

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Inspirational Quotes (said in my general direction) #1

Powerful man making evaluative decision on relatively large project.

"Well I don't know why, but I like all their stuff a lot (gestures towards my superiors), and I like all your stuff less so. But again, if you asked me, I don't know why." Read more!

So Rich. So Pretty.

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belated mother's day special

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Relationship Advice from back in the day

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bob ross

I know it's cheap just posting videos... but hey, they're cool.

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how i was concieved

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UNCLE DAVE'S "ART" REVIEW

UNCLE DAVE'S "ART" REVIEW

Hi, I'm Uncle Dave. This is my art review. First post. I don't really know how all you "arty" people would do this. But I'm not your traditional art critic. I'm more of an everyday critic. That said, my silly nephew wants me to review this crap so here you go.

Wow. we started off this thing on a bad foot. what the hell is this garbage? I'm assuming it's what you people call "abstract" art. I think the translation from weirdo "art talk" to everyday AMERICAN for "abstract" is "bullshit".

Someone paid this guy to do this? I have seen more picturesque shits in public restrooms. What the hell. I am having second thoughts about this idea.

I.. can't really say anything else about this art. I know if I saw this on the street I would probably throw the crap in the trash.

Hopefully the next stuff will be worth my time.

If for some reason you'd rather go see this stuff than bang your nuts with a hammer, here's the link: oops i lost it... Trust me, I'm doing you a favor. It's at Yale School of Art's website if you're interested..

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seventies strippers

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