UNCLE DAVE'S "ART" REVIEW

UNCLE DAVE'S "ART" REVIEW

Hi, I'm Uncle Dave. This is my art review. First post. I don't really know how all you "arty" people would do this. But I'm not your traditional art critic. I'm more of an everyday critic. That said, my silly nephew wants me to review this crap so here you go.

Wow. we started off this thing on a bad foot. what the hell is this garbage? I'm assuming it's what you people call "abstract" art. I think the translation from weirdo "art talk" to everyday AMERICAN for "abstract" is "bullshit".

Someone paid this guy to do this? I have seen more picturesque shits in public restrooms. What the hell. I am having second thoughts about this idea.

I.. can't really say anything else about this art. I know if I saw this on the street I would probably throw the crap in the trash.

Hopefully the next stuff will be worth my time.

If for some reason you'd rather go see this stuff than bang your nuts with a hammer, here's the link: oops i lost it... Trust me, I'm doing you a favor. It's at Yale School of Art's website if you're interested..

Uncle Dave