Advertising as Art

Yes, it can happen. I still get chills watching this. Read more!

election logos now and then

Cool logos from presidential camps over the last 40 or so years. Read more!

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Quicksilver

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I'm out bitches!

Dear Damned Friends;

This message has been sent to you by a friend or a relative who has recently disappeared along with millions and millions of people around the world.

The reason they chose to send you this letter is because they cared about you and would like you to know the truth about where they went.

This may come as a shock to you, but the one who posted this has been taken up to heaven. yup. we have wireless, and it blazes at the speed of lightning. online gambling is also legal, and i don't need to scrounge up any more fake identities and passwords, because all the porn sites are legal.

If you read a Bible, you will see that after chapter three in the book of Revelation, the church is no longer mentioned as being on earth. (The church are the believers in Jesus Christ, not the buildings in which people meet.) An alternative translation would suggest that we've lost our god-damned minds. We're not here, as in "not all-there".

In the Bible, 1 Thessalonians Chapter 4 verses 16 and 17 tell how Jesus came to take away His church. But, you have to believe the Bible is the Word of God in order to believe this.

I am sure that there will be a lot of speculation as to what happened to all these people. The theories of some scientists and world leaders will have so much credibility that most of the world will believe them. You may choose to ignore the skys of fire, the swarms of locusts and the giant evil demons as mere superstition.

It will sound like the truth! (if you can hear it amoungst the screams of horrifying pain.

But, there is only one truth. And, that truth is that Jesus Christ, God in the flesh, came back to earth and took with Him to Heaven all who believed in Him and made Him their Lord. If you don't believe me now, with the oceans burning the flesh of the sinners, then you are just plain old retarded.

If you would like to give your life to Jesus Christ and be born again, it is not too late. First you must pray to God saying"Father I admit I am a sinner, and I will turn from my sin and do good. I believe that Jesus was your son and that He came here to die for me so that my sins would be
forgiven. Especially because the four horsemen have been raping and pilliaging me for 3 months now, oh the burn... the sweet, sweet, burn. In Jesus name I pray."

If you just prayed that prayer and meant it with all your heart, then God will know you as one of His own. You should now seek out others who have also given their lives to Christ, read a Bible daily, and do your best to bring others to Christ. Though you may find reading hard, as the locusts eat out your sinner eyeballs.

God bless you. SUCKAS!

(jesus if you are reading this post, please hold only me.. jonny.. accountable, judge the other contributors as you see fit, for I am full well aware that I am going to hell... they still think they have a chance... thanks.. hippie)

Also my pets are taken care of... until the batteries run out. If you too have raptured, send these letters to your friends, to mock them as they burn in hell for eternity. Dumb fuckers. Read more!

RunningMan

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Catch-Phrase Obituaries

"Bling-Bling"

Born: 1998 in South Los Angeles at a drunken MC battle. Proud father claims, "i needed something to rhyme with "ding-a-ling" and it just pop'd in my head."

Died: 2006
Cause of Death: Following a painfully drawn out public execution, Bling-Bling was assassinated by advertising, Raped to death by VJs and DJs, Stoned to death by white sub-urbanites across america, and finally... Bling-Bling's rotting corpse has been strung high on display in thousands of tourist shirts from boardwalks.

"How I/we/you Roll"

Born: 1975
Jive talking smooth loving KB Sunshine when introducing his brother to his new Cadillac in his typical laid-back vernacular.

Died: 2008
Cause, to be determined, however early reports site similar means to those used in the murder of Bling-Bling. Fears abound that there may be an Urban Slang Serial Killer hiding behind the white fence posts of Suburban United States. Read more!