"Bling-Bling"
Born: 1998 in South Los Angeles at a drunken MC battle. Proud father claims, "i needed something to rhyme with "ding-a-ling" and it just pop'd in my head."
Died: 2006
Cause of Death: Following a painfully drawn out public execution, Bling-Bling was assassinated by advertising, Raped to death by VJs and DJs, Stoned to death by white sub-urbanites across america, and finally... Bling-Bling's rotting corpse has been strung high on display in thousands of tourist shirts from boardwalks.
"How I/we/you Roll"
Born: 1975
Jive talking smooth loving KB Sunshine when introducing his brother to his new Cadillac in his typical laid-back vernacular.
Died: 2008
Cause, to be determined, however early reports site similar means to those used in the murder of Bling-Bling. Fears abound that there may be an Urban Slang Serial Killer hiding behind the white fence posts of Suburban United States.
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