Graphic Artist / Web Designer / Housekeeper (North Raleigh)
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Date: 2009-05-21, 9:14AM EDT
We are seeking an experienced web designer with the following qualifications:
-a minimum of 5 years experience in the creation and ongoing maintenance of WEB sites
-knowledge of Adobe Illustrator, Photoshop, Flash and Dreamweaver
-knowledge of actionscript, HTML, CSS
-ability to produce rapid functional mockups and prototypes
The position will also include light housekeeping duties. The successful candidate will be capable of the following:
-emptying dustbins
-cleaning washrooms
wait... cleaning "washrooms"?!?!?!?!
6 years of college to clean bathrooms?
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-a minimum of 5 years experience in the creation and ongoing maintenance of WEB sites
-knowledge of Adobe Illustrator, Photoshop, Flash and Dreamweaver
-knowledge of actionscript, HTML, CSS
-ability to produce rapid functional mockups and prototypes
The position will also include light housekeeping duties. The successful candidate will be capable of the following:
-emptying dustbins
-cleaning washrooms
wait... cleaning "washrooms"?!?!?!?!
6 years of college to clean bathrooms?
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SC State Senator Robert Ford is keeping us safe from evil cusswords.
Just sent Mr. Ford my words of appreciation:
RIF@scsenate.org
Senator Ford,
Way to keep your motherfucking eye on the ball in these shit times. Thanks you for fucking representing all us pickled-assholes who are causing so much egregious harm to our country.
With your Final Solution, we can focus our bullshit agenda on making this a better place for Real American family values, like corporate share prices, capital punishment and the right to life, the right to bare concealed automatic firearms, siphoning state/federal money to corporate welfare (and more importantly away from education and infrastructure… who needs levees?), preventing gayness/education/evolution, and all those other shit civil liberties that keep clogging our orgiastic fountain of middle east blood and impeding our view of the drowning polar bears.
While they seem to share your flyshit brain of reason, if only McCarthy, Amin, Bashir, Batista, Kim Il-Sung, Franco, Mussolini, Ceasar, Hitler, Stalin, Mugabe, and all the other great leaders of moral superiority had your fucking pendulous balls, just about everybody who fucking disagreed with anybody would have been killed or imprisoned by now. And we’d finally be free from hearing/reading all this fucking persecution, critisim, democratic discourse, and judgement. And we can all blissfully goose-step our way backward into delusional oblivion of self-rightiousness… and shit.
Maybe then, y’know… whenever you get around to it… we can fix this putrid-shit-sucking economy. South Carolina is boldly setting the pace for how quickly 100% of us shit-for-brain fucktards can be unemployed, or deployed in Iraq. We can even take a cue from those shitfart Iraqis, and stone some bitches to death if we suspect them of stepping outside our cultural comfort zone. Because nothing improves the quality of life for Americans like absolute desperation, Dang-Nabbit.
I applaud your super-shit-strong focus on these issues of utmost importance. Please keep me informed as to how your citations against George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Dick Nixon, Bill O’Rielly, Ted Stevens, and all the other publicly documented potty-mouths are proceeding.
Sincerely as a river of Santorum,
Jonathan Hesser
Some fuckface who thankfully is not, and now, certainly will never be, your fucking constituant.