12.17.2008

A few heads of Cerebus






My money is on history proving that these men and their associates are extremely manipulative criminals who've fleeced Americans of Trillions. High Treason.

Cerebus

The Hoover Institution

Halliburton

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THIS will be the end of the show.

If I were writing the stage directions for the end of the world.

locusts, plagues, seas of fire,
chrome, glitter, LCD screens, neon,
fireworks dancers jugglers
ALL timed to coordinate with this song:
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12.12.2008

Protect us from Overdraft Protection, 2

Overdraft protection bill currently in House. H.R. 946.

As an aside, and potential additional research, isn't forcing a mandatory fee on a customer in return for "protection" basically racketeering? It's an involuntary loan at absurd cost. Are these banks really that different from the mafia?

From Wikipedia
Several forms of racket exist. The best-known is the protection racket, in which criminals demand money from businesses in exchange for the service of "protection" against crimes that the racketeers themselves instigate if unpaid.

Overdraft, is a charge to protect me from a charge, no?

See also, Securities Fraud
Securities fraud is a practice in which investors make purchase or sale decisions on the basis of false information, frequently resulting in losses, in violation of the securities laws.
Overdraft fees occur most commonly in ATM and debit transactions to purchase items that are frequently less expensive than the protection fee itself. Tell me how many people would voluntarily pay $36 for the morning coffee? When the terminal says to them "you are charging $1.00 for this transaction. Is this correct?" The ATM and the website say they have the money to cover it, then days later, they get hit with a $35 charge.

Bold faced crime.

(If I disappear, look to Bank of America first).

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The vast (very vast) majority of Texas may be Red State, but I have found my redemption...


In continuing research on bank "overdraft protection" abuse, I stumbled onto more in depth knowledge of our congress-WOMAN .. who I am now proud to have voted for 3 times.
Eddie Bernice Johnson, born in Waco, represents Texas' 32nd district, but is no stereotypical Texan.
She was a leading voice in opposition to the Authorization for Use of Military Force Against Iraq Resolution of 2002. During debate on the house floor, she stated:
"I am not convinced that giving the President the authority to launch a unilateral, first-strike attack on Iraq is the appropriate course of action at this time. While I believe that under international law and under the authority of our Constitution, the United States must maintain the option to act in its own self-defense, I strongly believe that the administration has not provided evidence of an imminent threat of attack on the United States that would justify a unilateral strike. I also believe that actions alone, without exhausting peaceful options, could seriously harm global support for our war on terrorism and distract our own resources from this cause."

Johnson pledged her support as a superdelegate to Barack Obama.

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Note

Where justice is denied, where poverty is enforced, where ignorance prevails, and where any one class is made to feel that society is an organized conspiracy to oppress, rob and degrade them, neither persons nor property will be safe.

* Frederick Douglass Speech on the twenty-fourth anniversary of Emancipation in the District of Columbia, Washington, D.C. (April 1886)


Why do you not judge for yourselves what is right?

Jesus in Luke 12:57


Only after a big disaster, you fix the problem.

빈 수레가 요란하다.


When one has little substance, he/she tends to boast more.

티끌모아 태산.


Ge cruaidh sgarachdainn, cha robh dithis gun dealachadh.
Though separation be hard, two never met but had to part.
Gaelic-Scottish Proverb



出る杭は打たれる。

* Deru kui wa utareru.
* Literally: The stake that sticks out gets hammered down.
Japanese proverb


A good friend is someone who will bail you out of jail, but your best friend is the one sitting next to you saying "Man, we screwed up."
American Proverb

I'd be a failure if it weren't for all the mistakes I've made
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12.11.2008

12.06.2008

A Terrible Omen

Recently there have been scores of reports from citizens who've found themselves confronted with Dick Cheney's of higher than usual aggressive behavior.

Documented reports include;

42 separate random attacks. Victims all recall a Cheney stalking them for hours, and, when they were alone the Cheney bit and scratched them for no particular reason.

14 orphans have gone missing entirely.

2 women and 9 stray dogs have reported being raped by a Cheney, each victim subsequently died giving birth to troll-demon Cheney spawn.

83 people have been found unconscious in alleyways around town, all had suffered severe blood loss from bite wounds on the neck.

6 high profile lawyers have been shot in the face point-blank with bird-shot

11 male prostitutes were discovered chained in a dungeon, they were severely malnourished, most had burn wounds that the victims swear were marks from where a Cheney had touched them.


Reports of Cheney attacks are growing in number and severity as we near the end of his term in office. We speculate that he is practicing for a larger campaign of terror once he is entirely unemployed.


WHAT TO DO IF YOU ENCOUNTER A CHENEY

Do not run.

Pick up any children or animals you may have with you, make yourself look as big as possible. If you can, grunt loudly. Even better, eat an orphan, Cheney's seem to shy from any formidable competition.

If a Cheney bites or claws you, do not scream (he seems to go into a feeding frenzy at the first hint of fear). If you can, gouge his eyeballs. If this is not an option Defecate yourself. Even Cheneys prefer not to eat shit.

If you are bit by a Dick Cheney, wash the wound immediately with Lye, and then have a friend suck the poison out. If possible, gather a fecal sample from the Cheney, this helps doctors more accurately apply antibodies to prevent further infection (remember to lift with your knees). Also, as soon as possible, have blessings performed on the wound by witch doctors from at least three different denominations.

Do not accept any business proposals from a Cheney. No one has ever returned alive from a Cheney business proposal.

Lastly squeeze all of you orifices as tightly as possible. No one has survived birthing a Cheney Demon Spawn.

Carry A Barbara Bush mating caller (George H. W. Bush songs of seduction). She seems to be the only beast capable of scaring off a Cheney. WARNING: If you have to summon a Barbara Bush, do so as a last resort, she can be as/or more dangerous than the original rabid Cheney.

Be vigilant, good luck, god speed.
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Today's Prediction

A deluge of political cartoonists find themselves unemployed in January.

Who'd have thought "generic black man" caricature would have offended so many people. Who'd have thought black skin wasn't a tell-tale character give-away, like glasses, facial hair, or a big nose.

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12.05.2008

A major occurance in a shotgun shack.

Shotgun Hues

Things I have learned in my short time here.

1- The biggest and the best things to happen in a person's life are never expected.

2- Blessings are curses, and curses are blessings.

3- Y'only live once.

4- Happiness is people is love.

5- The only absolute thing in the world is this statement.

6- A picture can tell a thousand words, but it still doesn't scratch the surface of the real story.

7- The golden rule.

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What's up in them boondocks anyhow?


visited 34 states (68%)
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